re: #354 thedopefishlives

I kinda do. I don’t like either Trump or Pence, but I still can’t bring myself to wish harm upon them. Whatever fate befalls them will undoubtedly be too good for them (after all, Trump didn’t die of COVID-19, which would have been poetic fucking justice and also saved us all a lot of heartache), but I’d also rather not have to endure his state funeral after some nutjob evades security and blows his brains out.

I would pull them into my lifeboat, but they’d be among the last.