re: #357 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Kid holds the hammer, says, “Where’s the start button?”

I have a friend who is one of those that shouldn’t be allowed around tools for his own health. He was trying to fix some roof shingles after a good storm on his own and he was holding some nails in his mouth. He managed to smash his finger and took a sharp breath in and swallowed a nail. They had to surgically remove it. As he’s telling me the story I almost pissed myself laughing. He kept yelling “it was a major surgery!” which just made me laugh harder.