re: #360 thedopefishlives

Cold? Feh.
Tornadoes? Meh.
Earthquakes? NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *runs away screaming*

The thing about tornadoes is that having one come through your town, destroy your home and kill a bunch of people won’t stop another one coming through tomorrow.

Earthquakes here, a really big one and you’re good to go for another 109 years (so far).