George W. Bush: No Longer the Decider

Cato the Elder8/17/2010 8:02:08 pm PDT

OK. I’m done with politics, I’m done with arguing over politics, and I’m done with people who think arguing over politics accomplishes anything.


Or until I recover.

I just strolled down to the local cigar shop to pick up a Java Maduro and whilst there was subjected to a teevee ad for a new show: “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”.

I know just enough about those hoes to realize that this will not be a nice little uplifting show about how an Armenian family fights to keep up appearances and their jewellery shop in a Brooklyn neighborhood infested with Wal-Marts.

When the way being a notorious titty-monster plays out in this country is that people reward you with a teevee show and more money than Paris Hilton inherited, we are doomed. And Ignatius J. Reilly was right all along.