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The Onion Reports: Mitt Romney Terrified What Will Happen if He Stops Running for President

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Decatur Deb11/15/2012 8:15:10 am PST

re: #355 brennant

I was with a tour group in Florence… one group in our party proceeded to treat the waitress where we were like total shit for not immediately moving two tables together, as if their weakling arms couldn’t move them together on their own. The waitress was tearing up she was so upset. Our table (6 or 8 of us) just unloaded euros on her, and apologized for the shitty Americans next to us.

That’s right. We apologized for America. I think I bowed at least once.

Our daughter was a waitress/dishwasher at the village pizzeria. The boss hired her to attract English-only GIs from the base. Owner’s wife never referred to her except as “la Bionda”.