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Colbert Returns Just in Time for Trump's Hurricane Tweets [VIDEO]

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines9/04/2019 7:31:15 pm PDT

I see that Republicans are making their usual threats to leave the country if a Democrat, especially a woman, is elected President. We should do everything possible to encourage this.
Consider, for example, a Dunkirk in reverse: The new Democratic President Elect announces a 3 day amnesty, starting January 20,. for all Republicans who may have broken the law. They have that much time to get out of the country after the POTUS is sworn in. This should be announced far enough in advance that Putin and the Chinese and anyone else who wants them will have time to send cargo planes, cruise ships, container carriers, oligarchs’ yachts, cattle boats or whatever else they might have to pick them up. The ships would have to wait outside the 12 mile limit until the amnesty takes effect, at which point they may enter US ports for exactly 3 days under strict quarantine: Anyone can go aboard, no one comes off. Of course, particularly desperate refugees will be free to sail, swim, or inner tube out to the fleet in the meantime.