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Tea Party Leader Mark Williams: Hoist With His Own Petard

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Mad Prophet Ludwig9/15/2009 11:16:24 am PDT

re: #326 HoosierHoops

Everything sounds wonderful oh master of the Galaxy…Except Bagels
I’d rather sit in Gitmo for a week than eat a bagel..
/Hi Ludwig!

Mebst!!! You do not care for the chosen bread?

It is a torus to remind us that the topology of the universe is not simple.

It has a hole in the middle to remind us that sustenance without spirit is insufficient!

If you let one sit for two weeks it makes a great hockey puck - or ninja weapon!

It is crisp and slightly crunchy on the outside, yet chewy, moist and dense (yet still somehow airy) on the inside. It was kneaded by stout men and women with forearms like Popeye!

And you doubt the goodness, the essential rightness, of the bagel?

No bagel for you! AND don’t tell that to the IDF girls…

How are you buddy?