re: #354 Honorary Consul General

I had this conversation at least once a week for 4 1/2 years:
“WTF do you mean you’re out of soup? Did someone steal it? Oh, you’re just now telling me. I see. Well it is a cream based soup, so while I’m heating some you can tell your table they have to wait because you don’t comprehend the word “communication”. (kinda one sided conversation)

“Waiter, there’s a problem with the soup.”
“What’s the problem?”
“Just taste the soup.”
“What’s wrong with the soup?”
“Just taste the soup!”
“Ok, where’s the spoon?”
“Aha! Ahaaaa!”