The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me, which probably explains why I like him so much!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 25, 2013

If I did this line as a joke at an open mic I’d be booed off stage. https://t.co/kur6csH6oD

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) May 24, 2017