Nothing like getting under the skin of lefties like I did today. I fight to win. You come at me libs you better bring a hard hat, some aspirin and your veggie wrap because it’s going to be a long day and I’m going to smack you around until you crawl back to your mom’s basement. pic.twitter.com/CgmrRiBp8Y

— David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) December 31, 2017

Wait, you are not still a sheriff, though right? And it’s not, like, a ceremonial title you get to keep, right? I mean, I guess it’d be cool if I called myself, @PlayedWithRadioheadTed because we played with Radiohead once and people might thing that’s cool, but… I have a life. https://t.co/AuuRSDlSq9

— Ted Leo (@tedleo) December 31, 2017