BAR HOPPING: Runaway racehorse gallops into a French sports bar, sending patrons running for their lives. https://t.co/VXNLkim3i9 pic.twitter.com/MuNRFed6MD

— CBS News (@CBSNews) October 1, 2018

“Excuse me, good sir, are you hiring?”
The manager is surprised to see a talking horse and he looks him up and down before saying, “Sorry, we’re not hiring. Why don’t you try the circus?”
The horse says, “Why would the circus need a bartender?” https://t.co/gDQgXgN70C

— MeatBlanket (Daily Topical Humor) (@MeatBlankett) October 1, 2018