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The Bob Cesca Podcast: Put Dat Cookie Down

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines3/23/2020 10:53:16 am PDT

Un-fucking-believable. More Branch Covidians, in Louisiana no less.

Central church hosts more than 1,800 people amid covid-19 outbreak

The Life Tabernacle Church hosted 1,825 people at their Sunday morning service.

26 buses were used to pick people up from around the Baton Rouge area and transport them to Sunday service.

Pastor Tony Spell says the way to handle a pandemic is through the healing hand of Jesus.

That is our command, they shall lay hands on the sick and they shall recover.

Social distancing did not happen at the service, held outside. All 1,825 people were spread across the campuses seven buildings.

Throughout the service parishioners could be seen touching each other and closely gathering, very few wearing masks or gloves.

Spell says if anyone in his congregation contracts covid-19 he will heal them through God.

“I’m going to address that by laying hands on them and praying for them and depending on God to heal their body,” Spell said.

Arrest this fucker. The courts have ruled many times that First Amendment protection does not apply in cases of imminent harm (eg “FIRE!” in a crowded theater).