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The Onion Reports: Mitt Romney Terrified What Will Happen if He Stops Running for President

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Cannadian Club Akbar11/15/2012 8:20:06 am PST

re: #367 Ghost of Tom Joad

“Waiter, there’s a problem with the soup.”
“What’s the problem?”
“Just taste the soup.”
“What’s wrong with the soup?”
“Just taste the soup!”
“Ok, where’s the spoon?”
“Aha! Ahaaaa!”

Man calls the manager over and says, “The waiter had his thumb in my soup”. Manager tell the customer that the waiter has an arthritic thumb and the hot soup helps. The man says, “Well, tell him to stick his thumb in his ass”. Manager says, “He does when he’s in the back”.