Greets and saluts from the bitterly cold NYC metro area. It’s cold, but it’s the people who are bitter. We’re done with winter, so we can bitch about spring (and the never ending allergy season), summer (and it’s incomparable heat and humidity that turns even basic outdoor activities into a marathon sprint between air conditioned buildings or cars), and fall, when we once again have to deal with allergies, hurricanes, and leaf collection schedules that don’t make sense.

But on the plus side, this should cheer people up.

You too could get Rep. Steve Stockman trying to get you to stop showing his mug shot.

Insane clown GOP @StockmanSenate threatens jail to anyone publishing his mugshot http://t.co/y9lH3ArLWz

— lawhawk (@lawhawk) March 4, 2014