re: #371 Gus

Immunizations- All adult citizens should have the legal right to conscientiously choose which vaccines are administered to themselves, or their minor children, without penalty for refusing a vaccine. We oppose any effort by any authority to mandate such vaccines or any medical database that would contain personal records of citizens without their consent.

— Republican Party of Texas Report of Permanent Committee on Platform and Resolutions As Amended and Adopted by the 2014 State Convention of the Republican Party of Texas

“Juan, I thought you went Norte last week?”

“Tried, but that hardnosed coyote won’t take me to Texas until I get all my shots.”

“Sneaky, those gringos.”