Every two years, little villages from all across Texas send their Idiots to Austin to do some Legislatin’. Yesterday was the first day to file bills, and 350 were.

Rep. Dan Flynn (R-Mars) offered this chestnut:

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The North American Law Center and mouth breathers all over the Several States are cheering with abandon today!

(If you haven’t seen this little doozy before, have a quick read. It’s breathtaking in its simplicity. And stupidity. I thought this got settled in 1865, but I guess not.)