re: #356 Backwoods_Sleuth

Reporter: Can you tell us why you’ve used funds from your charity to settle your personal debts?

IT’S A RARE THING, THIS CHARITY. WHAT NOBODY’S SEEMED TO NOTICE, AND THIS JUST PROVES THAT I’VE GOT TOP PEOPLE, THE BEST PEOPLE, IS THAT THE CHARITY IS SET UP TO BENEFIT ME. I MEAN, I CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA YEARS AGO, LIKE, WE’VE GOT THESE CHARITIES HELPING THE POORS AND THE SICKS, WHY NOT HAVE ONE TO HELP SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE LIKE ME?

Reporter: So, the whole thing is a scam?

YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT VERY SMART, SO I’LL EXPLAIN IT AGAIN. THE WHOLE POINT OF THE CHARITY IS FOR ME TO GET FREE MONEY. IT’S REALLY SMART, INCREDIBLY SMART. AND IT WAS ALL MY IDEA

Reporter: Um, you know this is live, right?

OH, SHIT.