Come to think of it, I’m kind of partial to that second-last option…

Forms of border security:

- a fence
- a moat
- unicorns with lasers
- patrolling emus wearing GoPros
- a wall

One need not support the stupidest of them to support border security… and by stupidest, I mean a wall.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 4, 2019