NBA PLAYER: *gets access to a coronavirus test* SENATOR: *uses inside info to sell stocks before the market crashes* NORMAL PERSON: *trades family heirloom for black market toilet paper* — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 20, 2020
NBA PLAYER: *gets access to a coronavirus test* SENATOR: *uses inside info to sell stocks before the market crashes* NORMAL PERSON: *trades family heirloom for black market toilet paper*
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 20, 2020