re: #34 Lord Of The Pies

Tood Starnes is the guy who makes up a new fake story every week for the Fox Outrage Machine

HURR HURR LITTLE KINDERGARTEN TODDLER NOT ALLOWED TO PRAY TO JESUS AT SNACK TIME!!!1!1!!!!!

Chucky looks like his bastard child.

.@toddstarnes some thing tells me we should be friends. Free for a phone call? #BaltimoreRiots

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) May 1, 2015