“CNN Investigating Reports Of Wolf Blitzer’s Highly Proper Sexual Conduct” https://t.co/yZUVNfkCqH

— Jack Shafer (@jackshafer) December 17, 2017

I occasionally consider unfollowing The Onion. Then, every once in a while, this happens https://t.co/TvLftnoizp

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) December 17, 2017