Got a package inbound. Left Shenzhen, China last night via the FedEx hub in Hong Kong. Once it got on the plane, no updates until it lands in New York and I’m all WTF, MAN, WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG? Instead of, Wow, 2 days from China, Cool.

Modern age impatience.

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) December 5, 2018