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Colbert: T****'s Relentless, Illegal Scheme to Overturn the Election; GOP Candidate Goes RINO Hunting

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Teukka6/22/2022 11:16:32 am PDT

“Football” bearer found shot…

Big question is why?
1. He could have been sleeping with some dudes wife,
1. a. He could have been sleeping with some gals husband.
2. A bad business deal.
3. He was about to sell information. If he is with Putin all the time… he probably knows a lot of inside information worth A LOT of money to western countries.
4. He refused to give up the codes.
5. He refused to comply during a launch drill.
6. He refused to comply during a legit launch order by attempting to unalive himself.
7. He was offed to let the football go to someone else.
7. a. Someone less likely to comply with a use of nukes scenario.
7. b. Someone more likely to comply with a use of nukes scenario.
8. Weapons accident during cleaning or some such (legit, not arranged).

I would call 4., 6., and 7.b. as cause to contemplating defecation of diamonds or at least masonry building materials.