re: #374 thedopefishlives

Besides deer and the occasional moose, we have wild turkeys. Flocks of them. They have zero fucks to give, and they are large enough to make it count. They’d make a perfect Thanksgiving dinner, but I don’t think roadkill is the way to go about it.

We have wild turkeys as well. One time the bed-and-breakfast was so overrun with them the owner was afraid to come out. As she was previously married to the gun shop owner, she called him to try to get rid of them.

Since firing guns is illegal in town (and shooting turkeys requires a license), he chased after them with a golf club.