“Trump’s such a strong and awesome president! He got Kim to come to the table through his strength of will! North Korea is totally shaking at his manliness! He’s going to Singapore to make a deal that will totally deal with NK’s nukes!”

“So yeah, Kim banged me like a screen door after I paid for dinner, but he did promise he’d call me in the morning!”

“…well, you can’t really put any faith in arms control agreements, they’re all a waste of time.”