CNN/Opinion Research Corporation Poll. Oct. 27-30, 2010.

If Barack Obama were the Democratic Party’s candidate and [see below] were the Republican Party’s candidate, who would you be more likely to vote for: Obama, the Democrat, or [see below], the Republican?” .

Barack Oblandma (D) 45%
Smiley McMormonpants (R) 50%

at this rate, i look forward to a endless corporate valium disneyland ruled over by a complacent haircut