re: #373 darthstar

One of my favorites from that article (Are you an elitist?):

12. You find it profoundly unfair that, while cretinous Fox News charlatans get to sling “elitist” at anyone of nuanced or open-minded intellect who happens to care about the world, the media refuses to pick up “Karl Rove’s toe cheese” as a clever counter-epithet.

Read more: sfgate.com

And the last…I do like this one.

18. Your most treasured pieces of writing don’t feature Muggles, Hobbits, glossy centerfolds of Dale Earnhardt Jr., dogs named Marley, or an angry and omnipotent patriarch who demands unquestioning subservience and strict adherence to often cruel, arbitrary laws of behavior from on high, who forsakeths thou for months and years at a time and never writes or calls and then suddenly reappears without warning only to rain down hellfire and frogs and locusts and totally inconvenient plagues on everyone, and never even apologizes. And then you’re supposed to feel all guilty? For like, 2,000 years? Whatever.