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A Lost World: 1960s Afghanistan, the Photos of Bill Podlich

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lawhawk1/23/2014 8:58:59 am PST

re: #371 Gus

America’s Spies Want Justin Bieber Dead - BuzzFeed

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NSA: Who is this Justin Bieber and why should we care?

GOP (Issa): We need to investigate why the NSA doesn’t know who Bieber is.

NSA anonymous agent: We know who he is, but don’t care.

GOP/Dudebros: Aha!!! So they’ve been tracking him with DRONEZ!

NSA: Wait. What?

GOP/Dudebros: Gotcha! We knew you were tracking everyone with metadata. This is proof that you’re tracking Americans with surveillance data.

NSA: Ummm… we were watching all this on TMZ. Best damned investigative journalists out there.

GOP/Dudebros: So, wait, now TMZ is part of your surveillance tactics?

NSA: SMH

(descend into conspiracy madness - even more than already).