re: #371 Gus
America’s Spies Want Justin Bieber Dead - BuzzFeed
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NSA: Who is this Justin Bieber and why should we care?
GOP (Issa): We need to investigate why the NSA doesn’t know who Bieber is.
NSA anonymous agent: We know who he is, but don’t care.
GOP/Dudebros: Aha!!! So they’ve been tracking him with DRONEZ!
NSA: Wait. What?
GOP/Dudebros: Gotcha! We knew you were tracking everyone with metadata. This is proof that you’re tracking Americans with surveillance data.
NSA: Ummm… we were watching all this on TMZ. Best damned investigative journalists out there.
GOP/Dudebros: So, wait, now TMZ is part of your surveillance tactics?
NSA: SMH
(descend into conspiracy madness - even more than already).