Chris Christie all but gives DT a blowjob on stage today.

“You’re talked a lot at recent rallies about how you want to unify this country, and how divided the country is now by this president, and how you want to unify them. And I think people would love to hear about the way you want to do that.”

“You’ve talked a lot about how important education is in your life. As president, you have some idea about that, that you should tell folks about.”

“I know you have serious plans on how to rebuild our military … they want to hear what kind of commander-in-chief you’ll be.”

“I’ve heard you say many times before, as commander-in-chief … you’ll have the backs of fighting men and women. …”

“I’d love to hear you talk about … what kind of father you’ve been.”

“You’re seen as one of the greatest capitalists in American history. …”

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