re: #382 sattv4u2

STEP ONE: Joe Biden convenes a “fact finding” committee with this admins bestest and brightest
STEP TWO: Committe makes many recomendations, all requiring expensive and exhaustive research
STEP THREE: after months and months of wranglinf, a consensus on THE best plan is agreed too
STEP FOUR: someone goes to True Value Hardware and gets a padlock
STEP FIVE: Said padlock is airlifted to GITMO with where President Obama locks the gate for the last time in an internationally televised event

So accurate. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.