Morning Lizards.

What did I say yesterday? Robertson said what he did to get the RWNJ crowd to solidify their eternal support for him. Without him speaking TEH TRUTH ABOUT TEH GAYZ, the show would have eventually faded from the spotlight like all reality trainwrecks do (Jon & Kate, anyone?). Now, the show will be on for 2 decades because it’s everyone in Real ‘Murka’s patriotic duty to watch the show because it will make the Libtards angry.

Brilliant marketing move by Robertson, if you ask me. It once again makes me wish I didn’t have a conscience that prevents me from taking a job scamming the wingnuts, because it seems like the easiest way to millions in the world.