re: #380 Anymouse

We have wild turkeys as well. One time the bed-and-breakfast was so overrun with them the owner was afraid to come out. As she was previously married to the gun shop owner, she called him to try to get rid of them.

Since firing guns is illegal in town (and shooting turkeys requires a license), he chased after them with a golf club.

I surprised someone today. They didn’t know wild turkeys can fly. I have had the privilege of seeing one lifting off… slowly, awkwardly, like a 747 trundling down the runway at MSP.