Shit - just saw that I made front page of the stalker blog!!

Hey stalkers!!

I bet your dates on match.com love when you tell them that you spend every night stalking a relatively small blog they’ve never heard of because you can’t get over your ban!
And at least you know that if they can get over that and sleeping in your mothers basement, they love you for who you really are!

Don’t worry, scrote. There are plenty of a stalkers out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was a stalker. She’s a pilot now.

(Idiocracy reference.)