re: #359 Slumbering Behemoth

State Of The Union Drinking Game 2010

Obama says “let me be clear”: Do one shot

Obama says “change isn’t easy”: Do one shot

Obama says “make no mistake”: Do one shot

Obama says “Let me be clear, change isn’t easy, make no mistake.”: He’s screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something: Do two shots

Obama yells back: Finish the bottle

Obama says “jobs”: Do one shot, two if you’re unemployed

Obama says “health care”: Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal: Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal: STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo: Put beer in your dog’s water bowl

Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress: Go immediately to the HuffPost
Style page for close-ups

Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over: Do three shots

Obama uses the term “Congressional leadership”: Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he’s “fighting for you”: Do one shot, two if you believe him

Obama mentions Haiti: Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

What do we do if Nancy Pelosi blinks?