re: #381 Cato the Elder

My dog used to get wacky during thunderstorms.

Then he figured out that I Am God and now he doesn’t make a fuss.

When, oh when, will the rest of the world suss it out?

This hound I’ve got now, he, too, thinks I’m a god. Thing is, he’s always praying at me when i;m trying to catch some shuteye or sleep off a port binge.