re: #26 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

I’m pretty sure I’d win the Internet with this damn town.

La Jolla
Poway
El Cajon
Viejas
Chollas Creek
Rancho Peñasquitos

Oh yeah, I triple dog dare you to pronounce this street name correctly. When Google Maps and Waze tries it, hilarity ensues.

Jamacha Boulevard

Well, here in CenTex, we have Lake Buchanan (BUCK-an-un), Manchaca Road (Manchack) and when I lived in New Orleans, there was a street in the French Quarter pronounced Bur-GUN-dy and another spelled Chartres and pronounced Charters. What they did to the nine Muse Street’s pronunciations west of the Quarter intersecting St. Charles Avenue doesn’t bear repeating.