Tuesday’s case, Erickson v. The United States, began when Rockland, MD resident Trevor Erickson, 31, filed suit following his arrest last November for having sex with an American flag in his backyard. Roberts wrote that while the majority “agreed wholeheartedly with the spirit” of the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals’ ruling against Erickson, it was nonetheless compelled to overturn the decision so as to avoid creating a dangerous precedent.

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