Oh Jesus Christ, Trump is really going to order everyone back to work on Apr. 12

“THE LINE IS PLEASED WITH THE TALK OF SACRIFICE” INTONES THE SHAMAN, AS MEDICINE MEN CHANT THE NAMES OF MUTUAL FUNDS AROUND THE CHART. “NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO DISPLEASE IT! WITHOUT BLOOD THE LINE WILL FORSAKE US” HE WARNS, AS THE FIRST ELDER IS FED SINGING INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER pic.twitter.com/x1xWR9NrSo

— Mass for Shut-ins (is a podcast) (@edburmila) March 24, 2020