re: #376 Mad Al-Jaffee

I once brought pulled pork (that I had cooked for something like 16 hours in my smoker) to a party and I almost cried/commited murder when one of my brother’s friends from Denmark put ketchup and mustard on his sandwich.

Two words: justifiable homicide (in TX, LA, AL, MS, GA, SC, NC, TN, FL, KY)