There were two, maybe three candidates on stage last night, and surprisingly, Michele Bachmann was one of them. If last night was any indication, this primary will boil down to her and Mitt going at it in a few months. T-Paw’s a dud, Gingrich is whoring his own books and wife for profit, Santorum is just looking for attention and a job with another network that pays six figures, Paul is just Paul, and Cain I can’t figure out.