re: #396 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Time for the annual desperation Christmas shopping.
I have no idea what to get the wife, as usual.
It’s between jade jewelry (her eyes are green and Jade would look lovely on her) and a room air purifier (her allergies are causing her hell).
My rational side is saying air purifier, the side of me that wants to have sex again before I die is saying jewelry.
Get both!