re: #397 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Someone on Fark commented on a Faux News-related thread, “Well, at least they have the hottest female anchors on the news.” Yeah, like that’s any coincidence; they hire them literally only for their looks, and explicitly filter out any that exhibit signs of possessing grey matter between their ears.

“Can you read a teleprompter like you’re expressing an original thought? Good, then you’re hired.”