*sigh*

I still can’t believe this is a real thing. I keep waiting for the punchline:

Petraeus scandal: Broadwell and Kelley’s access revoked

The US military has revoked access for two women at the heart of the scandal that led to Friday’s resignation of Gen David Petraeus as CIA director.

Security clearance has been suspended for his ex-mistress, Paula Broadwell.

And Jill Kelley’s pass at the Florida air force base where she organised social events has been frozen.