re: #390 allegro

No rat farts but I did get grants to study scats (among a lot of other things). I could honestly say I knew Jack shit!

I think I’ve mentioned my brother is a wildlife biologist.

He got shat on by a polar bear.

Tranquilizer (muscle relaxant) + hoist weigh + standing at the ass-end of the bear = when the hoist is pulled and pressure is on the bear’s stomach, shit just flies out.