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The Ghost of a Flea7/21/2011 8:39:08 am PDT

re: #314 Sergey Romanov

While scn will get no traction, Hindu creationism should!

The one plus of Hindu creationism is that’s it’s version of “intelligent design theory” would be way more entertaining (if its existed):

Modern geological formations can be traced to the churning of the Ocean of Milk.

Tectonic events signs that the world-encompassing naga king, Vasuki, is shifting his coils; meteorology is the study of the ongoing battle in the upper atmosphere between Indra and the drought demon Vritra.

Garuda was a terradactyl.

The Ramayana recounts the final pivotal battle between placental mammals and sauropods; all of the extinct hominids died out fighting rakshashas and their velociraptor cavalry.

re: #327 Sergey Romanov

Then the kids should vote. I bet this version wins: [Sumerian creation myth}

I prefer the version where after the battle with Tiamat Enki starts life on earth by scattering about his cosmic semen.