Fires of Siberia, an excerpt:

Danielle didn’t even attempt to filibuster any of his advances. Steadman took her and began to “nullify” her. He was swollen, as swollen as the debt that President Obama is leaving to our children.

Danielle swooned as he talked dirty to her. “Obamacare will force the IRS to inject Tea Partiers with the HPV vaccine,” he whispered gently into her ear. “It will cost American taxpayers trillions of dollars.” Her eyes rolled into the back of her head and her mouth let out an involuntary cry, “Impeach Obama!” She had climaxed all the way up to her debt ceiling.

He showed her how much he desired her by continuing to “repeal” her passions as many times as Republicans have tried to repeal Obamacare. She hadn’t been this satisfied since the last time she made love to her cuckold husband. (So never.)

From a comment at the source.