re: #1 KGxvi

Jesus fucking Christ, that is not how you do this.

You ask them if they’re going to cooperate or if they’re going to stay quiet. You remind them that the president will take care of them, it might not be right away, but he will stand by his guys. They get convicted, they do a couple years, and then in the middle of the night, Trump issues the pardons because he fucking can. That’s how you do this.

Have none of them ever seen Goodfellas or the Godfather?

Hoarse Whisperer calls this ‘Stupid Watergate,’ but I’m more inclined to call is ‘Stupid Goodfellas.’

They wanted to be a crime family, but they just weren’t smart enough.