Holy shit, his state flies the official loon flag. I feel terrible for all the people of Texas who are surrounded by dogshit dumb fundamentalists. It scares the hell out of me someone like Perry and a bunch of redneck fundies can drag a state into the depths of stupid, but Texas is living proof.

At least from now on I won’t be feel misplaced blaming the financial pitfalls and bad weather of Texas on God himself, now he’s been put in charge. I know it might seem logical (and less blasphemous) to blame it on insincere on insufficient statewide prayer, but I’m more comfortable just blaming God.

As of August 06th God has a plaque on his desk, “The Buck for Texas Stops Here.” He’s a big guy. Let him take all the flack.