I’m a smug atheist asshole, and I really wish other atheists would quit suing over petty bullshit like this. Seriously, guys, stop it. You’re making me look like an idiot by the most tenuous association, when I am perfectly capable of looking like an idiot without any help from you.

You want a crusade? Focus on keeping religious influence out of public school curriculum. Stop lawmakers from making laws born of religious conviction. Worry about state governors who associate with guys who believe, quite literally, that the emperor of Japan was having sex with a desire demon, thereby causing all sorts of real-world problems. Worry about an organization that seems disproportionately populated by child molesters who enjoy the protection of an entity that is arguably more powerful than any secular government on earth.

Once all the genuinely life-ruining delusional religious bullshit has been laid to rest, THEN you can go about keeping Christmas decorations out of the city park or what-the-fuck-ever. Until then, you just look like a bunch of petulant crybabies, and you make me ill. [Lewis Black]Fuck you![/Lewis Black]