Kim Jong Un wants an American burger franchise in Pyongyang. What should we send him?

— Jeffrey Lewis (@ArmsControlWonk) May 30, 2018

I hate to be “that guy”, but In-N-Out doesn’t franchise.

— aceoaces (@aceoaces) May 30, 2018

Besides, we can’t let him have an In-N-Out, it would give him access to the secret menu!